| Day Made
"ByeBye!"
"Thank You!"
"See You Soon!"
3 sentences said by a certain her is enough to make one's day... |
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| For some funny reason, the left side of my face has been swelling up since yesterday morning after i woke up. Now i really look like a pig head. Damn. and its damn painful somemore.. dunno wats wrong man... |
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| A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters.
The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"
The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"
Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?"
The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize.
The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!" |
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| "Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have." |
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